Talk:British

British
Sonically sounds like this.

Hail the queen Hail the queen Keep calm And just hail the queen

'Cause he loves the British Hugs the British Wants to bed the British And Canadians as well And then acts so British Thinks he's British Wants to be so British 'Cause Americans are lame

Uncle Sam called He had supper with Union Jack They ate al fresco In Londontown, they went shopping all over the place including Tesco

Uncle Sam asked "why are we not apart of the Commonwealth?" Union Jack said "you're obese and your culture's not good for our health"

I asked for a biscuit, they gave me a cookie instead And then argued over zee when still said zed WTF do you mean I'm a Yankee? Gov'ner this is Britain can't you see?

'Cause he loves the British Hugs the British Wants to bed the British And Canadians as well And then acts so British Thinks he's British Wants to be so British 'Cause Americans are lame

Hail the queen Hail the queen Keep calm And just hail the queen

Oh I met a chav He was so suave He was dressed in Burberry Took me to the pub And then the club He said "come with me to Derry"

I'm so in like with his swagger I gave up miles for kilometers And then he said nice to meet ya As he dropped me off at ASDA

'Cause he loves the British Hugs the British Wants to bed the British And Canadians as well And then acts so British Thinks he's British Wants to be so British 'Cause Americans are lame

Hail the queen Hail the queen Keep calm And just hail the queen

Where are we now? How the hell did we end way up here in Glasgow? I'll did my nails I got distracted while doing them too Oh so that's why we're in Wales

We are all being deported by the Prime Minister The president called, he said its because we mispelled the word 'colour'

'Cause he loves the British Hugs the British Wants to bed the British And Canadians as well And then acts so British Thinks he's British Wants to be so British 'Cause Americans are lame

'Cause he loves the British Hugs the British Wants to bed the British And Canadians as well And then acts so British Thinks he's British Wants to be so British 'Cause Americans are lame

Hail the queen Hail the queen Keep calm And just hail the queen

Hail the queen Hail the queen Keep calm And just hail the queen

[Fade]