The Homewreckers

The Homewreckers are a pop duo from from Las Vegas, Nevada, formed by members Charlotte Morris and Becky Armstrong. The group got their name for their promiscuous ways and tendency to steal other women's boyfriends and husbands. They plan on releasing their debut single, "Bitch That Ain't Yo Man No More" on April 15th, with their debut album out later this year.

Charlotte Morris
Charlotte Morris (born September 13th, 1986) is the ghetto one of the duo, using phrases such as "yo", "muthafuckas", and "gurl". However, she is much smarter than fellow member Becky Armstrong and does all of the "smart stuff" when promoting their music. She is an avid drug user and always brags about how she steals other women's men "even though she looks like a tranny". She is also a major fan of psychedelic rock band The Doors.

It has been revealed that she has had numerous sexual encounters with Morris David Cat, while he was married to Meli Kleindienst. In a March 2013 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Charlotte admitted that Morris is not her maiden last name and that she actually had a drunk Vegas wedding with Morris David Cat. Her real name is Charlotte Benawilsonford.

Becky Armstrong
Becky Armstrong (born April 17th, 1987) is the dumb blonde of the duo, even though she is naturally brunette. She gets very confused during interviews and fellow member Charlotte has to explain what the interviewer is asking her in simpler terms. She is a middle school dropout, who dropped out in the 8th grade because fractions "confused" her. She says that she steals other women's men due to "the power of her big boobies". She is also a huge fan of cookies, and constantly demands Charlotte for cookies every time they are out promoting their music.

It has been revealed that she has had sexual encounters with her middle school gym teacher in front of his own wife, and that she stole a Florida college student's boyfriend because of her "boobies".

Aside from being a homewrecker, Armstrong also enjoys taking off her clothes for male attention. She was featured in Playboy the day after she turned 18.

How they met
Becky Armstrong and Charlotte Morris are both Las Vegas natives, and have known each other their whole lives. Neither of them grew up with any father figures. Their fathers abandoned them, their grandpas passed away before they were born, and neither of them had any brothers. When they were kids, they were both wholesome, religious Christian girls who attended an all-girls elementary school. However, when their mothers agreed to transfer them into public school by the time they reached middle school, everything changed.

Their middle school was full of lots of boys and both Armstrong and Morris wanted a piece of every single one, taken or not. Armstrong's first experience as a homewrecker was in 7th grade when she gave her gym teacher a blowjob in front of his wife, whereas Morris's first experience was in 6th grade when a friend of hers caught her having sex with her boyfriend in the girl's bathroom.

Even though their top priority has always been homewrecking, the girls formed a duo together in their late teens. Their original group name was Dreamboat Annie, named after the 1976 Heart album of the same name. They would play clubs in the Las Vegas area, and would cover pop songs as well as some of their own original material. Becky quit the duo a few years later as Charlotte started adding more rock songs to their setlist, and rock music "scared" Becky.

When Charlotte agreed to stop playing "loud, scary rock music", Becky rejoined the duo and they both agreed to rename themselves The Homewreckers. Now they are in the process of finding a major record deal and are set to release their debut single on April 15th.

Bitch That Ain't Yo Man No More
"Bitch That Ain't Yo Man No More" is a heartfelt upbeat dance-pop song written by Charlotte and Becky, with in-your-face lyrics where they explain to a girl that the man she has loved is no longer interested in her, and instead wants them. Charlotte has said that it is a "fucking amazing song" and "the raw emotion of it will bring tears to your eyes."

Albums
2013: TBA

Singles
2013: Bitch That Ain't Yo Man No More