Camilla Holmes

Camilla Holmes, is one of the most iconic Uraps acts of all time. Despite her singing career being sub par, her turbulent private life made her a living legend. Many still talk of her to this day.

Many say that if you say 'MWAH' three times in front of a mirror, she appears.

2006: "Whatever"
The debut album Whatever began production in 2006. It peaked at #13 on the charts. The album reached Gold status. It spawned her debut single Girl's Night Out, which became the girls summer anthem. It peaked at #12 on the charts, but fell out after only 4 weeks. Mwah was released soon after, peaking once again at #12. The song was voted the Most Annoying Songs of 2006, but has become the Camilla Holmes anthem, and her most popular song of her career. However, the big buzz couldn't stop the song from slipping off after 4 weeks. The third single off the debut album Queen Bee was a hit. It was the highest peaking single for Camilla off the album, just missing the top 10 at #11. Despite this, it didn't become silver on the charts. She collaborated with the King of RnB Paul for her next song Let Me Be Bad. The promotion lacked. It peaked at #39, and flopped off after one week. This was the first FLOP album from this cunt, as you can see it did very shit...

2007-2008: "Clique", Brief Retirement & Comeback
The sophomore album failed to be as successful as it hoped. It peaked at #25, and spawned one single only. The dance album featured collaborations with legends such as Venom, Kati and Nikki. The first single Girl With a Mission was expected to be big. However, after a series of scandals and her departure to rehab, the single was dropped. After this, there was little say in how successful the album was going to turn out. When she came back, she revealed a new single I'd Rather Love Myself. The single peaked at #20. Shocking news hit tabloids on July 2007. Camilla announced that she was retiring from the music industry, but failed to say any details for her decision. She said she would go out with a one-off single entitled, Ciao Byatch. The single surprisingly made the top 20. SHE DID SHIT, SHE LEFT AND THEN SHE CAME BACK AGAIN...CHELSEA LATELY

Camilla announced a comeback. She revealed a whole new album FIERCE; deluxe camilla which featured the comeback single Jealous. Despite low expectations, the single surprised everyone by charting at #9, being Camilla's most successful single to date and first top 10. In 2008, she started promotion on the MillaMix, which was a remix of all her singles. The song was another surprise hit, peaking at #13. She followed this success with Media Karma, a song off the up-coming album. The lack of promotion and general negative energy from Camilla Holmes made the single flop. It was short-lived, peaking at #27. The album itself was released in June 2008, but was not successful. It peaked at #27. ROFLCOPTER, SHE'S RIDICULOUS...SHE RELEASED A DUMB SONG AND THEN DECIDED TO LEAVE AGAIN... THAT WAS AFTER SHE SAID EVERYONE NEEDED A BETTER LIFE INSPIRATION... WHEN CLEARLY SHE'S GOT NONE!

2009: Comeback & "Milla"
In 2009, despite a whole year out of music, and rumors of death: Camilla Holmes announced her comeback single, Butt Plugs & Pube Shavers. The single was not with Alias Records. After her marriage to Prince Carl Philip, the single was censored and re-formatted for release. The single made it's debut at #15 on the charts. She revealed her next single was Like Anne Boleyn. SHE DID SHIT AGAIN AND THEN SHE LEFT... BUT BEFORE SHE LEFT FOR THE 1083745374453TH TIME, SHE SAID EVERYONE NEEDED TO GET A LIFE... NOW SHE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (NO SURPRISE THERE)

Personal Life
Camilla Holmes has had a scandalous series of controversy throughout her career which began in 2006. She has been the target of media ridicule both from the media and her peers. She has often been regarded as the "biggest trainwreck" Urapopstar has ever seen. Several songs have been written about her, from Elice Claire and Romo, and she was a winner of several awards at the Shit Awards 2007.  SHE IS VERY FAMOUS FOR BEING SHIT...SHE MADE UP A STORY ABOUT GETTING MARRIED TO A PRINCE, WHEN IN REALITY SHE WAS HANGING OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT IN DOWNTOWN LONDON BEGGING FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD. CHELSEA LATELY

Relationships
She has had a series of A-Z List boyfriends and was known as Uraps biggest slag, from Paulo Araujo, MaxManzo, a member of Fifth Element, David Stevens, Tony from Run Lola Run and Neil from Dr. C and the Predicates. She was also engaged for a week to Jack from Lemon Cosmos. She supposedly has had flings with Jack Stevens and Morris D Cat but neither have been confirmed. At age 19, she married 58 year old music producer John Ped. He died in 2008. Camilla was suspected to have murdered him, but after her court trial she was proven innocent.

BECOMING A CUNT
In 2006, she faced further controversy when a sex tape between her and boyfriend Jack leaked all over the internet, as well as a sex tape of her with former boyfriend Paulo. The 18-year-old was mortified, and faced further media cruelty after stepping out on the red carpet weighing 80 pounds. She revealed two years later she was suffering from anorexia nervosa as well as bulimia nervosa. In early 2008, she was sentenced to prison for drug possession and drink-driving. The 19 year old stayed there for a number of months and after coming out in summer 2008 claimed she was a "new woman".

Fake romance with Prince
In October 2009, Camilla Holmes announced her engagement to Swedish Prince, Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland. They met when Carl Philip invited the singer to the annual Swedish Royal Garden Party. Nearly a week later, they announced that they were engaged to be married with the blessings of the Queen and King. The King of Sweden himself stated Camilla was a "sweet" girl, but would need to "neaten up". The marriage was met with disgraced Swedish people, who protested outside the castle and the streets. The marriage is set for Winter, and after it, Camilla will officially be titled, Princess Camilla, Duchess of Värmland. Remember that this is all fake and Camilla Holmes is a dumb bitch.

Cuntilla Inc.
Camilla founded 'Milla Inc.' at the start of career. The million-dollar empire consists of Fashion to Merchandise. In 2006, she released her fashion line Skank, followed up by a haute-couture line entitled C&H. The fashion lines were also met with a home-living line entitled Glamour, which features everything from eye-liner, to fragrances, hair dryers, to bed-sheets. Under this co-production, dolls, mobile phones and kitchen tools have all been released. Under Milla Inc' she has also produced several television series. In early 2006, she produced and starred in Night on Terror Island, which consisted of Camilla stranded on a haunted island. Ratings were poor, and it was immediately taken off the air. She returned to television in mid-2006, with a disney cartoon entitled Milla. Though the show was a hit amongst children, Camilla's partying habits and unprofessional work behavior got the show cut after only one season. The Camilla Show aired in 2007 with decent ratings. However, with her retirement round the corner, the show stopped after one season. In early 2008, with her comeback sorted, she revealed her new reality television show entitled, Handling Holmes. The show was a Uraps failure (well duh!).

Albums
Whatever [18/06/06] - #13 Clique [20/05/07] - #25 FIERCE; Deluxe Camilla [01/06/08] - #27 Cuntmilla Holmes: The Greatest Flops - oops, it failed to be released

Singles
Girls Night Out [23/04/06] - #11 Mwah [11/06/06] - #12 Queen Bee [13/08/06] - #11 Let Me Be Bad (featuring Paul) [08/10/06] - #39 I'd Rather Love Myself [20/05/07] - #20 Ciao Byatch [12/08/07] - #18 Jealous [09/12/07] - #09 MillaMix [03/02/08] - #13 Media Karma [25/05/08] - #27 Butt Plugs & Pube Shavers [9/11/09] - #15 Like Anne Boleyn [03/01/10] - DNC