Talk:British
British[edit source]
| Gregory Preston Phillip Phillip (speaking) Wyatt (speaking) All [Chorus] |
Hail the queen
Hail the queen
Keep calm
And just hail the queen
'Cause he loves the British
Hugs the British
Wants to bed the British
And Canadians as well
And then acts so British
Thinks he's British
Wants to be so British
'Cause Americans are lame
Uncle Sam called
He had supper with Union Jack
They ate al fresco
In Londontown, they went shopping all over the place including Tesco
Uncle Sam asked "why are we not apart of the Commonwealth?"
Union Jack said "you're obese and your
culture's not good for our health"
I asked for a biscuit, they gave me a cookie instead
And then argued over zee when still said zed
WTF do you mean I'm a Yankee?
Gov'ner this is Britain can't you see?
'Cause he loves the British
Hugs the British
Wants to bed the British
And Canadians as well
And then acts so British
Thinks he's British
Wants to be so British
'Cause Americans are lame
Hail the queen
Hail the queen
Keep calm
And just hail the queen
Oh
I met a chav
He was so suave
He was dressed in Burberry
Took me to the pub
And then the club
He said "come with me to Derry"
I'm so in like with his swagger
I gave up miles for kilometers
And then he said nice to meet ya
As he dropped me off at ASDA
'Cause he loves the British
Hugs the British
Wants to bed the British
And Canadians as well
And then acts so British
Thinks he's British
Wants to be so British
'Cause Americans are lame
Hail the queen
Hail the queen
Keep calm
And just hail the queen
Where are we now?
How the hell did we end way up here in Glasgow?
I'll did my nails
I got distracted while doing them too
Oh so that's why we're in Wales
We are all being deported by the Prime Minister
The president called, he said its because we mispelled the word 'colour'
'Cause he loves the British
Hugs the British
Wants to bed the British
And Canadians as well
And then acts so British
Thinks he's British
Wants to be so British
'Cause Americans are lame
'Cause he loves the British
Hugs the British
Wants to bed the British
And Canadians as well
And then acts so British
Thinks he's British
Wants to be so British
'Cause Americans are lame
Hail the queen
Hail the queen
Keep calm
And just hail the queen
Hail the queen
Hail the queen
Keep calm
And just hail the queen
